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Joke of the Day

"If you cut off a mommy blogger's head she can continue mommy blogging for up to three full minutes."

"What does Subway and a Hollywood Tranny have in common? Both offer $5 dollar Foot Longs I'll be here all week cause my car broke down by the shakeys next the aqueduct"

"Why being gay is a serious issue? Because men are fucking asshole"

"I refuse to work with compost It's degrading"

"In a marriage it's always a competition to see who can look busier, hence why I sighed and shook my head repeatedly while writing this."

"Prostate Cancer **;** Edit: *But seriously, cancer isn't funny.*"

"While George Bush was in office... he was informed of the death of three Brazilians in a plane crash. He replied 'Oh that's horrible, just awful....... How many's a brazilian?'"

"What does a Jewish turtle say when it first meets someone? SHELLom"

"What do you call a disabled cub scout? A nub scout."

"I'm Scottish and my son is marrying a Jewish girl. I'm afraid their kids will leave me penniless."