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Joke of the Day
"What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple? You owe Eve an O."
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"So there's a child and a gorilla... ...well, there ***was*** a gorilla."
"When you mount a gun rack above your desk, it's surprising how many PowerPoint presentations you simply don't have to see."
"Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney"
"Ended a relationship today. Don't worry, it wasn't mine."
"I'm single by choice...of others."
"IAmA hot dog cart owner, AMA my weiner!"
"I unveiled my plan for loan repayments. It's staggering."
"Why do fat chicks give the best head? Because they have to."
"Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts."