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Joke of the Day

"When you mount a gun rack above your desk, it's surprising how many PowerPoint presentations you simply don't have to see."

"What do you call two women in a canoe? Fur traders!"

"What do Japanses pirates do? Fry pranes."

"Sold my wife on ebay. Dreading the buyer feedback."

"I have a cross eyed friend who just got diagnosed with depression. Makes sense because he never looks forward to anything."

"Did you hear that a survivalist got roasted yesterday about his unemployment? Yeah, a Bear Grilled Bear Gryll's Bare Bills"

"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names."

"What do you call a couple of asses standing next to eachother in an asparagus field? An ass-pair, I guess?"

"Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir? They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)"

"Why would anyone want to be a masochist? Beats me"