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Joke of the Day

"When you mount a gun rack above your desk, it's surprising how many PowerPoint presentations you simply don't have to see."

"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? They had a lawn-distance relationship."

"Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure."

"Pirate: The cannons be ready, captain. Captain: Are."

"I started taking Viagra for my sunburn It doesn't cure it but it sure keeps the sheet off my legs."

"Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning."

"Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream? He was hit by a buss"

"Did you hear? They found a new use for sheep in texas. Wool."

"When you're a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them."

"Willie Nelson, 81, found dead... He was playing 'On The Road Again'"