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Joke of the Day
"I'm single by choice...of others."
Next Joke
"One day I hope to be rich enough where I don't feel compelled to refill my fountain soda before I leave a fast food establishment."
"Did you hear about the convention last weekend for women with no legs? There was pussy crawling all over that place."
"What country has many sugar? sweetzerland"
"I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don't understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper."
"Someone should tell Pam at work that no one wants to hear how cool her boyfriend is unless she's dating a helicopter."
"What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow? Mello Yellow"
"What does an Indian man get when he works out? Sikh gains. I made this up too! Although this joke has probably been said before"
"What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence? Udder destruction!"
"5: Can you cut off the skin? Me: What? 5: *holds up sandwich* the skin M: The crust? 5: yeah M: No, and you sound like a serial killer."