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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney"
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"What is the best thing about duct tape? It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm."
"We decided to go out for bbq tonight. As it turns out, I'm too immature to discuss how to smoke your meat with strangers."
"I took a blind taste test today Turns out they taste just like regular people"
"America: School 6-18 should be free. More than free! MANDATORY ""Hey can you cover school 19-22 also?"" No that's socialism ""19-20?"" SOCIALISM"
"Ah, I love self-deprecating humor. That's one more thing that won't love me back."
"A Man Got Into a Fight at a Strip Club He lost, but in the end he fought hard."
"What do you call the Israeli martial art? Jewjipsu"
"What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl? Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day"
"""Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $57!"" -Every attorney apparently"