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Joke of the Day
"Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts."
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"Jessica Simpson has already taught her daughter everything she knows."
"Why are men smarter than women? Because two heads are better than one."
"Ever read Hitler's 2nd book? It was called Mein Bad."
"What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub? You throw in some laundry and detergent."
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, ""Man it's hot in here"" The other muffin turns and screams"" Holy fuck a talking muffin!"""
"So two fish are hanging out in a tank... So two fish are hanging out in a tank, when one turns to the other and says ""Are you sure you known how to drive this thing?"""
"U2 donated that album without charging, and we hate it. That's pro bono and anti-Bono at the same time."
"Friday. My second favorite F word."
"On this new diet where I eat carbs and then more carbs and then the carbs cross each other out."