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Joke of the Day
"Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts."
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"Monica Lewinsky is going to vote for Bernie The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth."
"What do you call a homosexual weight lifter? Trap Queen"
"I heard a glass of red wine a day was good for prostate health... My doctor, on the other hand, says I'm doing it wrong."
"My wife's posted picture she took of me in the shower didn't go viral... Ain't no big thing."
"How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just you"
"99% of the world can't count. I'm just glad I'm part of the other 4%."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I cant jelly my dick in your ass"
"MISSING HER SHE SAID SHE DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP, THEN I WON 300,00 DOLLARS AND NOW SHE WANTS ME......I GAVE HER A DOLLAR AND TOLD HER WENDY'S IS OPEN.....LOL"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?.....wiped his ass"