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Joke of the Day
"I dropped my laptop in the ocean. Now there's a dell rolling in the deep."
Next Joke
"A man goes to the doctor and says; Patient: wow, this has to be the smallest doctor's office in the world. Doctor: Get the f*** out of here! I'm taking a shit!"
"When girls wear yoga pants I feel like a ghost from Mario. Uncontrollably attracted when they turn away, but frozen when they look at me."
"Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!"
"What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."
"Yo mama so dumb she tried to minimize a 9 variable function to a sum of products wit a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm"
"What do you call a duck with one leg A handiquack"
"Me ""Hey honey, I got hurt at work, Donna brought me to the hospital and the Doctors are trying to save my leg."" Her ""Who's Donna??"""
"Yo mama's so fat When she backed up her pictures to iCloud, the entire sky fell."
"Someone needs to tell every movie and tv show that no cell phone beeps when you hit the ""answer call"" button."