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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so dumb she tried to minimize a 9 variable function to a sum of products wit a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm"

"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes."

"Why there should be a February 30th So dentists can have a day to celebrate"

"Why can't ISIS members go fuck themselves? Because sex with animals is haram."

"""Um guys wait seriously you guys I feel like we should be going the other way they're shooting at us? Um guys?!"" --horses going into battle"

"if you ever wanna impress a girl just bring a baby on your date and then basically just outperform the baby at everything it's really easy"

"What's the first sign of AIDS? A pounding sensation in the ass."

"When my roommate won't wash the dishes I always leave a note'hey please do the dishes, because I will wash one knife & use it in your sleep'"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Hot, black, bitter, and pregnant."

"What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name."