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Joke of the Day

"I consider it a personal victory everytime that I don't ask a person wearing a leg cast if they've broken their leg."

"Why did i buy a black phone? So it would run faster!!"

"My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz."

"Did you head about the rabbi who only drank lemonade? He's an acidic Jew...."

"Did you hear about the obscenely hard gardening class required for botany majors? It was said to be a weed out class"

"Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ? The sound you make 10th floor "" AHHHHHHHHH *BOOM* "" 1st floor "" *BOOM* AHHHHHHHHHH """

"What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates? Out of bounce."

"My dog understands four words: his name, food, outside and Antidisestablishmentarianism."

"""WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! ... HEY! YOU CAN'T HIT ME. I'M A GIRL!"""

"Where can you find a mormon horse? Salt Lick City."