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Joke of the Day
"Guess who I bumped into at the opticians? Everybody"
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"Straight Outta Compton Spoiler Eazy-E dies"
"Black Friday Matters!! No, all Fridays matter."
"What's 5q + 5q?"
"Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"Life is like a box of chocolates.... It doesn't last too long for fat people."
"What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate? Sandy Hook."
"What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?.............Phil Ming"
"Katie Price and Osama Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit next to on a plane, but to be fair, with either one a blow job is guaranteed."
"""On your 1st day, find the biggest guy, and punch him in the face to show you're in charge."" - my advice to new teachers"