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Joke of the Day

"A great way to relieve stress from work & family is to go for a run. Don't stop running til ur in a new town w/ a new life. You're free now."

"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? (NSFW) Shit in her cunt"

"Why wasn't Christ born in Italy? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"What game do old black people play? Blingo!"

"Did you hear about the new Jason Bourne movie, still Bourne? It was set to come out next year but the plan was aborted"

"6-year-old: *finds a picture she drew* Why was this in the trash? Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous."

"What don't homeless people get? Knock knock jokes"

"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."

"If there were such a thing as beavers that were small and live in people's circulatory systems, what would be their religion? Embolism."

"I don't know why they have flavored condoms It's not like my asshole has taste buds. My brother told me this, sorry if it's a repost."