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Joke of the Day
"What happened to him after she made a joke he fainted"
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"In china, tried Donkey meat yesterday.... It tasted like ass."
"[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot]"
"I like my sex like I like my banana trees If it won't bear fruit, it's not appealing."
"I bought a parrot... And it could talk. But it did not say ""I'm hungry."" So it died."
"My sex life is such a disaster... My sex life is such a disaster that last night the Red Cross showed up with coffee and doughnuts."
"Teenage Parties It's getting harder and harder to tell the zombies from the regular people."
"I know 5 people who are clinically insane I'm two of them..."
"Quit blaming your iPhone. You meant to say ""furbenglurbrn."""