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Joke of the Day
"Quit blaming your iPhone. You meant to say ""furbenglurbrn."""
Next Joke
"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord."
"Ignorance is only bliss until you wish you knew the answer"
"Whats BNAG? Its bang out of order!"
"Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors? Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!"
"Friend: I need your advice. Me: Wear less eyeshadow. Friend: I meant about my love life. Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Wear less eyeshadow."
"Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces? The pawn shop."
"Alphabet soup Good for your vowels."
"Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said ""Twist to open."""
"My husband got his hand stuck in the dishwasher. So of course I had to fire her."