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Joke of the Day
"*puts up baby gates all around the outside of my house* There. That should keep 'em out."
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"Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Running down the motor-way, A lorr-ie comes the other-way, Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Splat-Man!"
"/r/pickle welcomes it's newest ally. It's always good to have clean jokes. I due urge the mods to add us to your sidebar, due to the fact that you are on ours."
"Vagina- jokes are not funny... Period!"
"The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris."
"Sometimes all I'm really doing with my life is just trying to make it from one weekend to the next."
"A Man has a strange disorder. Whenever he gets worked up, he sweats coffee. He really can pore the coffee."
"Do you know how I got out of Persia? Iran."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because the 7 didn't fucking bend."
"Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!"