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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire? Politics."
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"""mainstream"" = ""white people found out"""
"Damn, girl! Is that a mirror in your pocket?... ...You conceited bitch!"
"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack. Girlfriend came up with it. It was so bad it was good."
"There was a kidnapping at my school today Don't worry he woke up though (Sorry if this joke has been said, a certain subsitute in my school just says these random jokes)"
"Beverly Hills - 90210 Denver Broncos - 16"
"Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine? The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!"
"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible... It's also terrible"
"If eHarmony were honest, it would pair some people with a room full of cats."
"A black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar man asks, ""Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Africa! There are loads of them running around!"""