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"HOT local grizzly bears dying to eat YOU!"
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"Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?"
"Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive."
"My dick is like a dollar bill... About 6 inches long, 3 inches wide, and you should wash your hands after touching it"
"""The captain of the Titanic just checked into an iceberg on Foursquare with 2,224 other people."" - Twitter, 1912"
"Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light? It's sterile and he likes the taste."
"My girlfriend told me that her gran died of food poisoning. The toughest part was acting surprised."
"What do you call a Mexican melon? A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability."
"Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right. Me: yes, because if I thought you were right, I wouldn't be arguing..."
"a cowboy dog walks into a town He goes right into the saloon and says,"" I'm looking fer the varmint that shot my pa' ""."