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Joke of the Day
"I was playing guitar and someone asked if I could play Wonderwall ...I said maybe.."
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"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? They vote."
"I can't think of many people who deserve to go to hell, but people who teach its existence to vulnerable children are prime candidates."