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Joke of the Day
"I bet Lorde is a gold digger She is a minor after all."
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"I've always wanted to walk into a large room and be the most beautiful woman in there. But I'm scared of Walmarts :("
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere"
"The total age of the women I've slept with this year is 132, which would be so much more impressive if it was more than two women."
"I am listening carefully, but let's be honest, your menu options haven't changed."
"What black and yellow and makes you laugh when it goes off a cliff? A school bus full of black people (Sorry for racism, it is just a joke, nothing personal)"
"A good one my buddy told me ""It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they always take things literally."""
"When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker."
"Just trimming my nose hair and drinking a soy latte. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta."
"Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."