61849
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bull masturbating? Beef stroganoff"
Next Joke
"What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit."
"A termite walked into a tavern, and asked"" Is the bar tender here?"""
"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"
"I told my girlfriend to give me the worst handjob ever. I was surprised she could pull it off."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !"
"What do you call an owl with no forehead? I sucked too many dongs last night to remember"
"Throwing acid is wrong... ...in some people's eyes."
"I was going to make an anal joke... butt fuck it. I know I know I'm a terrible reposter. I'll see myself out."
"I have a friend that's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."