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Joke of the Day
"Where do cows go on movie night? To the moooovie night."
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"Tonite on House Hunters: Jill wants 4 bedrooms, granite countertops and a home spa. Bob wants to be stabbed in the driveway."
"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand base n, those who don't, those who thought this would be a base n-1 joke, ..., and those who thought this would be a binary joke."
"Why couldn't the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat."
"What kind of meat can a priest eat on Friday? Nun"
"My grandmother hates it when I make spelling errors One might say she's a grandma nazi."
"YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!"
"Whose the most vague person in the Military ? General Direction."
"When you say '' friends with benefits'' I assume you own a medical Marijuana dispensary and or a liquor store"
"*Leaves home for the day... *Fears I left something behind *Runs inside to see baby playing with my phone. *Grabs phone & leaves."