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Joke of the Day
"Where do cows go on movie night? To the moooovie night."
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"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call."
"What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect? Edifice Rex"
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"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and they are 18 different holes."
"INTERVIEWER: do u have any weaknesses VIDEO GAME BOSS: [strugling to cover glowing weak spots all over body] UM"
"[Politics] Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems? He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist."
"I am good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know ""Y"""
"So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis According to her, it runs in our jeans."
"With all this anti-drug propaganda going around, how do you know a D.A.R.E. representative is lying? His lips are moving."