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Joke of the Day

"why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can cum on its face"

"What is the best thing to come out of Italy? An empty bus.."

"ME: my greatest strength is giving people clever nicknames. QUESTION ASKER MAN: and how is this a skill that will help you here?"

"Hey, guys! Let's get #Trending trending! Maybe for a moment we'll forget we're all going to die & our bodies will turn to garbage!"

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was good, but the RECEPTION was great!"

"Where is the Pokemon? Peek-a-chu!"

"Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon? Only whites allowed"

"Man didn't invent the wheel It invented itself after seeing Chuck Norris."

"Have you heard about the South Korean subreddit? Apparently it's the /r/seoul of reddit."

"[Bee diary] Day one: met a really cute queen bee Day two: queen bee is now my gf Day three: my gf cheated on me with my 40,000 roommates"