5188
Joke of the Day
"Hear about psych on netflix? Thats messed up"
Next Joke
"ME: Wow I have to print this document right now PRINTER: Like, right right now?"
"Why wont Apple ever make a car? Because it can't have windows in it!!!!"
"Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? It made him mean."
"Texting someone back while driving just means that you love them enough to actually die for them."
"Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas? Because all his white friends got better gifts than him."
"God made me an atheist Who are you to question his Wisdom."
"An American and a Muslim are at a bar. Who got there first? The drone."
"I thinks it cool when X girlfriend becomes XL girldfriend."
"My girlfriend is like my bank account Only there for the money"