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Joke of the Day

"I once farted in an apple store and people got evacuated.. ...because there wasn't any windows."

"Did you hear 50 Cent was selling concert tickets for just $0.45 cents?! It was featuring nickleback..."

"I went to an orgy for squares and was confused by their one weird rule. Don't fuck around!"

"Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber."

"Why was the woman sent to jail for 12 months, while the man got a year? Because there needs to be a period at the end of each sentence."

"Every time I think I've got the perfect family they escape."

"I'm gonna win that PS4 from Taco Bell tomorrow"

"What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan? The Pirates always lose."

"Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop."