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Joke of the Day

"I consider myself a hopeless romantic because I only fall in love with women who are out of my league."

"So now i hear donald trump wants to put auto gun turrets on his wall I say, do the coastlines too. Keep out those merpeople!"

"Why wouldn't the man dance? His pants had no ballroom."

"What does an onii-chan drive? A Niisan. *cue rimshot*"

"I am exceedingly charismatic but I have trouble pronouncing words beginning with 'f' and 'th'..... ...... Can't say fairer than that."

"There once was a man named Dave... who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit, and missing one tit, but think of the money he'd save."

"I'm a pediatrician. Oh, so you're into feet? Uh no...children. Isn't that illegal?"

"I never wear red because I don't want to anger any bulls disguised as cab drivers or businessmen."

"Wanna know what's the most racist game ever? Chess. They never EVER let Black go first."

"German knock knock joke: ""Knock Knock"" - ""Who's th..."" **VE ASK ZHE KVESTIONS HERE!**"