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Joke of the Day

"[Job Interview] ""It says here under skills, that you can eat rice?"" *Eats rice with chop sticks* ""Holy shit! When can you start?!"""

"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans."

"Just one look at any Smurf's balls and you can tell he's horny as hell."

"Why are hours gay? Cause they have lots of secs with lots of min."

"Why don't gay necrophiles like to talk about their pasts? Too many skeletons in their closets."

"Never forget. Never forget that Americans can't even get the date the right way around. Sincerely the rest of the world on 9/11."

"I like my women like I like my coffee horny"

"So the jerk store called and they're running out of HB2!"

"For father's day my grandpa got a SUV Socks, Underwear, and Viagra"

"I went to Penn State as a tight end. I left as a wide receiver."