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Joke of the Day
"Father's Day was probably an awkward day in the Jesus household"
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"What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? When you get a divorce you get rid of the whole prick."
"cannibal clowns Two clowns are eating a dead body. One of the clowns stops and looks to the other and says ""does this taste funny to you?"""
"The Minnesota Twins have just signed Adrian Peterson to a 3 year deal. More details to come. All we know is Adrian will be a switch hitter."
"Women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69"
"[Knock at door] MAN: Hello I'm here to talk about Jesus Christ!! Sorry, a spider landed on me. I'm here to talk about bondage ME: Do come in"
"Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants."
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom. As told by my 5 y/o cousin."
"A Cambodian, a Vietnamese, a Laotian, a Malaysian and a Burmese walk into a bar The barman refuses to serve them because they don't have any Thais"
"I bought ones of those cds that teach you Spanish in your sleep. Sometime in the night it started skipping, now I can only stutter in Spanish."