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Joke of the Day

"In lieu of the recent manhunt... The LAPD's motto is ""to protect and serve."" I think they ought to change it to ""We'll treat you like a King."""

"What's the difference between a faggot and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"

"The year is 2027 AD. I take a drag from my vitamin cigarette and transfer 17 Bitcoins to a 3D-printed babe-bot for a cyber HJ. Life is good."

"What did the man say when he walked into a bar? ""Ouch!"""

"why should you never sleep with a female beekeper? she might give you herbees"

"The forecast isn't calling for rain so I'm just going to wash my car to prove the weatherman wrong"

"I got a shopping cart today with 4 working wheels, it was full of lingerie models and self confidence and I was dreaming"

"Why did Jimmy drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus!"

"Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission."

"There was a Brothel on top of a hill, The man on his way up the hill was Russian The man on his way down the hill was Finnish .....and the man inside Himalayan!!"