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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jimmy drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus!"
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"Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him.."
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"I hate making spelling mistakes. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."
"I would tell a joke about sex... but none of you will get it."
"Herpes sounds like the name of a greek god"
"Why is it so tough being a paedophile? It's hard fitting in."
"I overheard my neighbor telling someone on the phone that I am creepy and weird. I was so mad I almost crawled out from under her bed and confront her."
"My buddy used to say ""why should I wash my towels? After I shower, I'm the cleanest thing in the room."" He's still single."
"I would like to make a masturbation joke But today that would be way to corny"