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Joke of the Day
"why should you never sleep with a female beekeper? she might give you herbees"
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"Poured Tresemme on a spider in the shower & scooted him down the drain, he reemerged w/ voluminous hair & screamed at me in a French accent"
"Nine out of ten people enjoy gangbangs ...But I only have group sex when it's consensual."
"A decepticon is a just a cheeky emoticon at the end of a message intended to excuse the sender and confuse the recipient. Ex: Please die ;)"
"That awkward moment when ur mom doesn't know the words to a song so she screams ""HAIL SATAN"" & explodes"
"My penis is so big... ...if I laid it out on my computer keyboard, it would go all the way from A to Z."
"Was out a drive with my dyslexic mate... I notice there's something not right. ""Can you smell petrol?"" I say ""Smell petrol?! I can't even smell my name"""
"What medicine do you take if your butt hurts? Assprin."
"What do you call a young Jewish girl who solves mysteries? Nance Hebrew"
"Make sure to pay your Exorcist on time, because otherwise... ...They'll repossess your home."