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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a faggot and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"

"Waana hear a joke? Women's Rights."

"Why are black men taller than white men? Because their knee grows."

"I heard laughter is the best medicine, so I went to the local hospital, found some cancer patients, and laughed at them."

"Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello * I love pun jokes give me some more"

"When I was in prison my bunk mates called me ""mitochondria"" because I'm the power house of the cell"

"What's the difference between a frog and a cat? A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night."

"A drunken man speaks what a sober man thinks."

"[arguing with friend about chemistry] *cop walks up* do we have a problem here? Me: No. We will find a solution once you argon, officer."

"I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said ""Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"" She said ""No I hate myself now."""