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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dehydrated French man? Pee Air"
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"Mother: ""Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."" Girl: ""I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."""
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got assassinated"
"I already know what I want to be when I get older.. Younger"
"What the difference between jews and harry potter Harry got out of the chamber alive"
"Nice job, whoever chose the word ""monosyllabic"" for that."
"The difference between a comedian and a psycopath is good delivery"
"ME: My New Year's resolution is to eat less WIFE: Good! ME: (very, very quietly) ...vegetables."
"Last requests After I die, I have 2 requests on what shall happen to me. 1) I want my remains spread around Disney world. 2) I do not wish to be cremated"
"How do teachers teach safe sex in the south? put a hood on your klan member"