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Joke of the Day

"You know, I always thought that show Deadliest Catch was about HIV... But here it turns out to be about Crabs"

"What's the best time of the day? 6:30... *hands down*"

"I saw an infant in the intensive care unit at the hospital... ... quietly playing with a toy donkey. I couldn't help but think: ""ICU baby, shakin' that ass"""

"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates."

"A nurse reaches into her pocket and finds a rectal thermometer... ""Ugh, some asshole has my pen"", she thought."

"What do horses eat on the internet? Hayy lmao"

"If someone on this sub discovers a new type of rock they should name it something funny. Amirite?"

"Check for bed bugs by yelling ""Gee, I'm so happy there are no bed bugs here!"", and if you hear faint giggling, set the bed on fire."

"Password: 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, 1 stair case, 1 briefcase, 1 in case of emergency, 2 cases of beer, and 1 quesadilla."

"When you need Advice everyone is ready to help.....But when you need Help everyone only gives advice...!!!!"