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Joke of the Day
"What's the best time of the day? 6:30... *hands down*"
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"Girl seeing my torn jeans Where'd you get those?! *remembers trying to pee on a hill & stumbling backwards through thorn bushes* The Gap."
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, I might vote for it."
"I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. ...because I don't have time to get arrested today."
"Gay jokes aren't funny.. Cum on guys..."
"""She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts."" -Romans 1:15"
"machines in a casino do you know which machine is the most likely to pay out? The ATM"
"watch only the first and last episodes of How I Met Your Mother. you're welcome"
"What do you call obnoxious almonds? DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!"
"How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub."