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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose? 50 pounds and a flannel."
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"Steve Irwin died the same way he lived... With animals in his heart"
"A Roman walks into a bar... And he holds up two fingers. ""Five beers, please,"" he asks."
"Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them."
"Fidel Castro is dead Looks like Keith Richards and the Queen of England are moving on to the finals."
"Dead Babies What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke?"
"PASTOR: and the lord said unto uscan u stop please? it's very distracting ME: [bouncing up & down on yoga ball] i don't think he said that"
"The cops found pot on Willie Nelson's tour bus. In other news, water is wet."
"My mother took me to the symphony when I was a child.. But we had to leave because of all the sax and violins."
"Why doesn't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mum with that mouth."