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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose? 50 pounds and a flannel."
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"My Grandfather is deceased So I guess that makes me 1/4 Deceased?"
"Men vs Women Women want a lot of things from one Man. Conversely, Men want one thing from a lot of Women."
"Sir it would appear that you have sugar poisoning ""You mean Diabetes?"" Ooh look at me, I'm a patient that knows all the diseases ooh"
"What's the difference between 69 and 6.9? 6.9 has period."
"Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over? Because he's a dirty double crosser."
"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. WHOA. WHOA. Whoa. WHOA! WHOOOOOOOOOA! This horse is an idiot."
"My grandpa's a total perv My mom told me he had a stroke at my sisters dance recital!"
"What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment."
"How do we know the toothbrush was invented in west virginia? if it was invented anywhere else it would be the teethbrush idk how this got a dirty label"