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Joke of the Day

"Steve Irwin died the same way he lived... With animals in his heart"

"knock knock jokes!!!!!!!!!!!! knock knock who's there? hugh hugh who? huch need to listen to me!"

"The neighbors with the baby moved out, and now the loudest crying heard throughout the entire apartment complex comes from me."

"How does NASA prepare for an organized event? They planet!"

"Thanks for explaining to me what ""many"" means! It means a lot!"

"What does Batman do for Father's Day? Nothing"

"Choosing between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods is white people's real Twilight."

"I hear the FDA just approved Bill Cosby.... Common side effects include drowsiness, loss of memory, taste of penis, and in rare cases, sore genitals."

"What never eats at thanks giving? A turkey. Because it's always stuffed."

"Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies? So that they don't get mistaken for feminists"