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Joke of the Day
"Steve Irwin died the same way he lived... With animals in his heart"
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"Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they don't know the words."
"I would tell you a pizza joke... I would tell you a pizza joke but that would be too cheesy. Funny no?"
"What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj? [Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)"
"Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!"
"""Well I should probably get off twitter. I have to be at work in 15 minutes and I haven't even showered yet."" - me and at least 100 of you"
"I like to knock on random doors and say, ""Hi, my name is Current Resident and I understand you're the bastard that's been opening my mail."""
"Customer: Why don't you eat here waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough I don't want to compound the felony."
"My Doctor says I need to start exercising religiously. So now I hit the gym on Christmas and Easter."
"what if donald trump has secretly been banksy the entire time"