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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them."
Next Joke
"what happens when you're singing in the shower and get soap in your mouth? it becomes a soap opera"
"Did you get those pants on sale? Guy: Hey girl did you get those pants on sale? Girl: No why. Do they look bad? Guy: No cause they'd be 100% off at my place."
"Yo moma is so fat I can see everything behind her"
"Someone posted an ad claiming she can wax my chest without any pain at all. Sounds nice, but I'm kind of nervous. Do you really think she could pull it off?"
"What do you call a blind gynecologist? A pain in the ass"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin"
"What is orange and sounds like a carrot A carrot"
"Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house? His life was at stake. Badum psh."
"A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?"