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Joke of the Day
"The cops found pot on Willie Nelson's tour bus. In other news, water is wet."
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"How much sperm do gay guys have? A buttload"
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"What do you call a huge pair of tits you want to see but never get a chance to? Cliffhangers"
"I don't know why these Jehovah's Witnesses won't give me their addresses in case I think of something more to shout at them."
"What did Tiger Woods' dad tell him on his death bed? ""Just concentrate on golf and fuck everything else"""
"How do you starve an black man? Hide his food stamps under his work boots."
"What did the janitor get for his birthday? A urinal cake."
"A cow once saved my life. I guess you could call it Bovine Intervention."
"On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... ...how much do you like kids?"