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Joke of the Day

"The cops found pot on Willie Nelson's tour bus. In other news, water is wet."

"i got complimented on my driving earlier they left a note on the car saying parking fine"

"This week in Science: MRI technology and thought processing... are a hell of a lot cooler than last week"

"If you gave me a blowjob while in the shower, I'd probably shampoo and condition your hair while you do it."

"Theres one thing that you can't say on Reddit: [removed]"

"So Helen Keller walks into a bar..."

"Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time."

"The moderators of this sub"

"Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7? Because 7 was mean. Get it?^Because ^6+7+8 ^^divided ^^by ^^3 ^^equals ^^7"

"[ShowerThought] If George Bush had Affordable Healhcare Act Would it have been called Bushcare?"