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"Edgy Knock knock joke Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot. Let me in"
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"Bury it... ...it's my dad's 'dead joke'."
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"""Welcome to lazy club. My name i-*doors get kicked in* ""THIS IS A ROBBERY! NOBODY MOVE!"" [voice from the back] ""Nobody was going to."""
"Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermits finger"
"So there's this guy that yawns a lot........ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNN"
"All those political ads are very convincing. They convinced me to stop watching television."
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