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Joke of the Day

"Edgy Knock knock joke Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot. Let me in"

"Apparently, if you stop to help an armored truck broke down on the side road, they'll mace and taser you. In that order."

"A politician died It was a good day."

"Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows? TL;DR"

"POOL FOR DJS Q: Why can't DJs play pool? A: They always scratch."

"I can't hear out of my ear... It's really EAR-itating"

"Mickey Mouse's lawyer calls... ...And tells him, ""Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because shes 'crazy'"" and Mickey responds, ""I didn't say she was crazy, i said she was fucking goofy!"""

"Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding. But when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I'm the jerk..."

"Pirates used to wear eye patches because they had hooks for hands"

"How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they can't change anything."