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Joke of the Day
"What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend? ""IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"""
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"Why did the T-Rex fail his business project? He couldn't make hands meet."
"Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark"
"I would like to start a career in boxing, but I couldn't find any promotor But then I can just send a tweet to Donald Trump"
"Two blonde girls are celebrating at a table... The waiter comes by and asks ""What are you celebrating?"" They say ""We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"""
"How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and not one."
"Why did the chicken nugget cross the road? To see the chicken strip!!!"
"What do you call someone who gets high fast? A speed weeder."
"What's the difference between a seagull and a baby? The seagull flits along the shore, the baby shits along the floor."
"Why couldn't the Jedi open the door? He didn't use enough force..."