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Joke of the Day
"Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent."
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"What do cows do in traffic? They moove"
"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a bad joke?"
"Know why New Yorkers are so cynical? For them, the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."
"If I had a dollar for every time I was racially accepting I'd be as poor as a no good, dirty mexican."
"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Utterly useless"
"Sorry I have byslexia..."
"The biggest lie told on the internet 'I have read and understand the terms and conditions'"
"how did the Russian babysitter win the race? She got ahead LOL"
"""Madame, I will have your finest package of gum, and money is no object."" how I impressed the hot cashier at the gas station just now"