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Joke of the Day

"A neutron walk in to a bar... A neutron walk in to a bar, orders a beer and asks: How much? The bartender looks at him and replies: For you, no charge!"

"A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck."

"Q: What do space aliens put on their windows? A: Venutian blinds."

"I'm dating a half-Asian girl. Her mom's Korean and her dad's Korean, and her legs got torn off in a car accident. - Dan Mintz"

"Black men should stop having sex with black hookers That's black on black crime"

"What do you call a blowjob from a vampire? Blood sausage."

"And then God said, ""Let there be Black Friday."" and he saw that it was a terrible idea but it was too late cuz people were already in line."

"Just like the DNC run-off between Hillary and Obama in 2008.. ...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man."

"Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!"

"Biker mimes If a group of mimes forms a motorcycle gang.... Do they have to drive electric bikes?"