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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do space aliens put on their windows? A: Venutian blinds."
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"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. Didn't want it waking the wife and kids."
"What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet."
"Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians? Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions."
"A Vietnamese couple found out they were expecting twins. It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation."
"Whats the dumbest animal in the jungle? Polar bear"
"I installed anti-virus on my PC Now the damned thing has autism."
"Plastic Surgeon Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?"
"Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time."
"*does coke* *has unprotected sex* *smokes cigarettes* ""oh haha no I don't drink soda because it's bad for you"""