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Joke of the Day
"Biker mimes If a group of mimes forms a motorcycle gang.... Do they have to drive electric bikes?"
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"The only people who received awards for African American Achievement at my brother's 5th grade graduation were black. Fucking racism."
"What did the extremely super cool and awesome guy say to his equally super cool and awesome friend? Your *sup* is *bro*ing!"
"What's the difference between an outlaw, and an inlaw? Outlaws are wanted."
"I ate a vegetable... And she liked it so much she woke up."
"Wife just texted me that she is craving Thai... I need a reply"
"I'm God's gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute."
"[2011, pakistan, seal team 6 enters the compound] ""chief, something has brought the boys to the yard"" bin laden [making a milkshake]: SHIT"
"How do you piss off an animal rights activist? You eat pita bread."
"Why is your wife annoying? Because she is always jalapeno business."