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Joke of the Day
"Biker mimes If a group of mimes forms a motorcycle gang.... Do they have to drive electric bikes?"
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"How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man? Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!?!"
"Q: Can February March? No. But April May!"
"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry Vegans... ...don't worry about it. They're too weak to hurt you."
"A sandwich is better than sex. Because nothing is better than sex and a sandwich is better than nothing."
"""dad, why do people say they have green fingers when their fingers are not green""? ""well son, its a saying. just like when you say someone was caught red handed, when their hand is actually black"""
"[wife frantically searching the house] Have you seen the kids, I've looked everywhere [me napping on couch] OMG HOW LONG HAVE WE HAD KIDS"
"As a lubricated finger was pushed into my anus, I couldn't help but think... That this wasn't any ordinary vet."
"I'm no Dean Martin. I said to this train driver ''I want to go to Paris"". He said ''Eurostar?'' I said, ''I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin''."
"A salami goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him ""Sorry, I can't help you, ..."" ""... you're already cured."""