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Joke of the Day
"I want a pet otter just so I can introduce it as my otter half."
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"Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!"
"Avoid the horror of watching your children's nativity this year by using a condom approximately six years before you have to attend."
"What do you call five African-Americans born together? Triplets."
"Guy says, ""damn, there should be a law against having sex this good!"" The girl said nothing, for the drugs had left her unconscious."
"Found the battery for your mom's dildo. http://imgur.com/XBmHG7I. C size for scale."
"s/o to bees for producing food that we can eat. no other bug is generous like that LOVE YOU BEES"
"In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed"
"My pet rabbit, Nickel, just died. So I buried him in the yard. Now I just have a Nickel-less cage."
"Why did Mary fall off the swing?... ... Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there?) Well, it ain't Mary."