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Joke of the Day

"What is the best way to cut a mango? With a knife!"

"The iPhone 6 Plus sold very well. It was a huge 6s!"

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they are both stuck up bitches."

"Not sure if you're a pretentious douchebag? Do you buy honey in a plastic flip-top bear? No? Pretentious douchebag."

"I thought all the men at my gym were being exceptionally nice for a Monday morning but turns out my workout pants are just see-through."

"What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan."

"The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work."

"My wife called me a ""panty dropper."" She said to be more careful with the laundry next time."

"Gunman: Put ur hands in the air. Now wave them like you just don't care. YOU STILL CARE [shoves gun in guys mouth] SHOW SOME UTTER DISREGARD"

"A jewish kid asks his dad for $20 His dad replies: $10!?!... What do you need $5 for?"