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Joke of the Day

"Gunman: Put ur hands in the air. Now wave them like you just don't care. YOU STILL CARE [shoves gun in guys mouth] SHOW SOME UTTER DISREGARD"

"Spanish: The h is silent English: Many letters can be silent French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born without reason"

"Holocaust jokes are not funny Anne Frankly sick of them."

"What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat."

"What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common? If you're not careful, you can pop a ball."

"I'd rather buy a box of cereal than an iPhone 7 Because you can have apples with your jacks"

"[Marriage Counseling] Wife: He's always messing up even the simplest phrases. Me: I THOUGHT we were gonna keep that on the download..."

"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."

"What did the Italian say when the eel swam by? That's a Moray."

"What is Reagan's favorite vegetable? Jim Brady"