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Joke of the Day
"The iPhone 6 Plus sold very well. It was a huge 6s!"
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"a termite walks into a bar And asks the waitress, is the bar tender here?"
"I'm not saying I have a questionable work ethic, but I just got called lazy by a guy wearing velcro shoes."
"I went to a baseball game with my dad last night. It was pretty fun, we even got on the jumbotron! Then I noticed it was the Emotional Unavailability Cam."
"When you lose one sense other senses are enhanced... that's why if you lose your sense of humor your sense of asshole is enhanced."
"""Hi yes I'd like to attempt the Cheeseburger challenge"" ""Very good sir"" [ripped as hell cheeseburger runs out of the kitchen & bodyslams me]"
"What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)"
"Have you heard about the deaf guy? I don't think he did either."
"A redhead tells her blonde friend she had sex with a Brazilian while on vacation. The blonde says, ""You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"""You know what would make this rice even better? Racism."" - Pitch meeting for Uncle Ben's"