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Joke of the Day

"How many gay men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I suppose at least two. But where are you going to find a lightbulb that big?"

"I log in facebook to see that everyone is at the bar... I go to the bar to see that everyone is on facebook."

"Your Mother is so fat That even neutrinos can't pass through her"

"How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Gas chambers don't have light bulbs."

"TIL the USS Colorado made nearly 12,000 career dives during WWII- significantly more than most modern submarines- and sunk the last Japanese warship of the war! Sorry, wrong sub :("

"Leg Chat: What did the left leg say to the right leg? Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? A: ""That one in the middle thinks he's hard."""

"Your psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you."

"What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart? A knife."

"I won a competition where you had to make as many Freudian slips as you could in sixty seconds. It was a race against the cock."

"Why did the vampire miss work? He was having a coffin fit!"