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Joke of the Day

"I won a competition where you had to make as many Freudian slips as you could in sixty seconds. It was a race against the cock."

"What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store? Ay puppi."

"I recently bought some fragranced candles They cost me several scents"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"

"What do you call a white boxer? Black and blue"

"How does Bono spell ""color""? With or without ""u"""

"How do hens always know what size your egg cup is? They don't but all eggs always fit."

"When comedian Jimmy Carr was told by an obese women ""I think you're fatist,"" he responded, ""No. I think you're fattest."""

"In these tough times, you can pop in the Titanic DVD to watch rich people die painfully, their money powerless against the fury of nature"

"What do you call weed from Israel? MaraJEWjuana"