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Joke of the Day
"Your Mother is so fat That even neutrinos can't pass through her"
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"*drives Toyota Corolla into Mordor* ""See, nobody suspected a thing"""
"What is Robin Williams doing in heaven? Not sure, probably just hanging out."
"[waiter brings plate of seaweed wrapped sushi] ME-what do I do with this? W-eat it lol M-all of it? W-yes M-alright..[nervously bites plate]"
"No matter what sexual role play idea my wife decides on, I always have to play the same character... The husband that's out of town."
"What do you call a Cuban on the moon? A Castronaut."
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves? Russell."
"Officer: Sir, we have reports you've trained this bird to injure passersby. Me: Ridiculous! O: The pet's name? M: Paul the Attack Canary."
"Do we really have to hear Adam Levine talk about how he used to have acne problems? That poor guy.. how'd he ever survive."
"I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night ...After 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen."